You're evil, just like me!
You're evil, just like me!
Uncle Jasper's Web Page of Evil Things!
Evil things I've done:
shop-lifted, abused medication, stolen from strangers, stolen from friends, eaten a Meat-Lover's Skillet in front of a pretty vegetarian girl, said bad things about Star Wars, said bad things about people I knew, said bad things about people I didn't know, said bad things about animals, eaten animals, killed very small animals, upset very large animals, yelled at parents, threatened teachers, gotten into fights, yelled at the babies, done bad impressions, borrowed things and didn't return them for a real long time, listened to crappy music then lied about it, broken at least 6 commandments, abused power, promoted violence, read "Milk and Cheese" comics, made messes, and most evil of all, I did "YOU KNOW WHAT."
Once my friend Vladdy was like, "Dude, I know people, just by looking at him. He's not a good guy." Usually I shrug off Vladdy's ravings. I mean, C'mon, he's Russian. But turns out he was right. Vladdy was talking about the most evil guy in the world. He uses bad words, and makes my friend Steffy cry. And also he paid a guy to poke a hole in his head. The evil guy of which I speak is known to the public by only one name…
THE (reasonably) EVIL Polito Normally I wouldn't agree with Vlad on this subject, but Polito said bad things about my web page. Unforgivable. On a related note...
Hey, check this out. I0n actually APPROVES OF MY PAGE!!! He's smart, and usually he hates my pages. He calls himself a Vegeterrorist, and he can build light bulbs out of cat heads, or something of the like. He's smarter then Vladdy and Steamboat and me. And also smarter then Uncle Joey, I think. Anyway, let the evil commense…
Milk and Cheese aren't really evil, but they do lean towards being unpleasant to be around.
They're not just a good band! They're also an evil band!
UNCLE JASPER'S ORIGINAL EVIL COMICS!
Warning: Might be offensive to non-evil folks.